WARNING: Pelosi-Schumer Coronavirus Contagion
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What a spectacle. Much of America is quarantined at home, the public is so panicked there's a run on toilet paper, the country desperately wants reassurance, and Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer decide to take a bipartisan rescue bill as a political hostage.