Bogus: Sarah Palin Shoots Woody Allen In Head
In the real world if Woody Allen came anywhere close to asking Sarah Palin for the time of day or even directions, the bogus headline would include equally bogus text:
Mrs. Palin was visiting a CBS TV News bureau office in Washington and the man who married his daughter, Woody Allen, approached Mrs. Palin on a public street.
Mr. Allen was wearing a raincoat and nothing else at the time and started with greeting the former vice-presidential candidate with a wave and then opened his mouth and said "Hi there Mrs. P...." It would have ended there with a punch in the face from any one of the members of the Palin immediate family. A giant pounding would have followed from Mrs. Palin.