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Comic Limerick Writer F.R. Duplantier Scores Hillary

Comic Limerick Writer F.R. Duplantier Scores Hillary


CLINTONEMAIL.COMEDY

"You'll hand over your emails, complete,
Without further delay or deceit."
"Oh, please, don't have a cow:
I'm compiling them now -
Oops! I'm sorry, I just hit 'delete.'"

From the archive

NOT DOT GOV
You'd expect a felonious female
Not to want to mail mail the way we mail,
Not to follow the rules
Like the rest of us fools,
And to have her own personal email.
(2015)

BELLE OF BENGHAZI
The worst candidates money can buy
Are the ones psychopathically sly,
So inherently truthless,
Self-absorbedly ruthless
They don't care when their countrymen die
(2014)

HILLARITY
"Though she's ugly, dishonest, and mean,
Just the wickedest witch ever seen,
She's the best that we've got,
So let's give her a shot
And elect her in Twenty-Sixteen."
(2013)

HILL OF BEANS
"Oh, for goodness sake:
I made a little mistake!
So I lied and lied
And people died:
What difference does it make?"
(2013)


"F.R. Duplantier is a resource for all conservative
organizations seeking humor in their program or political
events of any kind"-- Eugene Delgaudio, President, Public Advcoate of the US and
four term local elected official in Virginia


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http://politickles.com/blog/

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